I, really, really appreciate the flower gardens of strangers
Yogurt and baking soda in a recipe can be used as a substitution for yeast and makes the most delicious and moist biscuits
I have a compulsion to pet every dog and cat I see and the inability to do so causes me deep emotional distress
Black squirrels exist. Yeah, I know. Wow, right?
There’s a limited amount of sex positions, and when I try new ones with my partner they don’t always work, and sometimes it’s just the entertainment I needed that day
Quarantine isn’t boring, TV or Netflix is boring
I’m never bored, just unmotivated to learn
I finally have the time to do all the things I have been saying I want to do
I incomprehensibly lack the motivation to do all the things I have been saying I want to do when I have more time
English muffin pizzas never cease to excite me
Pants are itchy, tight, unnecessary leg stranglers and I never want to wear them again #freelegsforever
