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20 Things I have learned while in quarantine for one month — COVID-19
3 min readApr 10, 2020
- I, really, really appreciate the flower gardens of strangers
- Yogurt and baking soda in a recipe can be used as a substitution for yeast and makes the most delicious and moist biscuits
- I have a compulsion to pet every dog and cat I see and the inability to do so causes me deep emotional distress
- Black squirrels exist. Yeah, I know. Wow, right?
- There’s a limited amount of sex positions, and when I try new ones with my partner they don’t always work, and sometimes it’s just the entertainment I needed that day
- Quarantine isn’t boring, TV or Netflix is boring
- I’m never bored, just unmotivated to learn
- I finally have the time to do all the things I have been saying I want to do
- I incomprehensibly lack the motivation to do all the things I have been saying I want to do when I have more time
- English muffin pizzas never cease to excite me
- Pants are itchy, tight, unnecessary leg stranglers and I never want to wear them again #freelegsforever
